Big Brains are Sexy

Why Mr. Brain, I do declare!

I guess it’s time I make my preference known for the world – I think that the sexiest thing out there isn’t a butt, or a chest, but is rather inside of the human skull. That’s right, I’m talking about the brain.

What is more attractive than an intelligent conversation? I submit that, as people age and youth gives way to age, the one thing we’ll all be left with is the beauty of each other’s minds.

So, the question arises, how does one exercise their brain and keep it sexy over time? Studies have been published before which show that reading fights the effects of aging within the brain, but new research has come out that suggests that reading not only prevents the effects of aging on the mind, but gives the brain a workout that keeps it in shape in the present. Now that’s sexy.

I guess what it all comes down to is that reading is sexy. To prove my point, here’s a bunch of sexy people with books because I can.

Ryan Gosling likes to read.

Hey Ryan Gosling, is that a book in your lap or are you just happy to see us?

Natalie Portman loves to read.

Natalie Portman can turn your page any time, right reader?

Dang boy, that book makes you look 10 times hotter than the explosion at the beginning of Michael Clayton!

Dang George Clooney, that book makes you look 10 times hotter than the explosion at the beginning of Michael Clayton!

Joseph Gordon Levitt will seduce you with his book reading skills.

Joseph Gordon Levitt will seduce you with his book reading skills.

Keira Knightley likes to read while all dressed up. Kinky.

Keira Knightley likes to read while all dressed up in a period getup. Kinky.

What's better than Johnny Depp inviting you into a world of sexy and books?

What’s better than Johnny Depp inviting you into a world of sexy and books?

And, finally, what's more sexy than a girl who likes to read and study? I submit Emma Watson is the sexist gal ever for that reason alone.

And, finally, what’s more sexy than a girl who likes to read and study? I submit Emma Watson is the sexist gal ever for that reason alone.

So exercise your brain and join the sexy crowd!

About ThePandaBard

Amanda is the Managing Editor at The Poetics Project and of The Socialist, the national magazine of The Socialist Party USA. She graduated with a BA in English Education and a minor in Political Science. She is currently enrolled in an English MA program with an emphasis in Literature. During her free time, Amanda enjoys writing poetry, reading, traveling, crocheting, watching entire seasons of campy shows on Netflix, and, of course, writing blogs. You can follow Amanda on Twitter @ThePandaBard, on Pinterest @ThePandaBard, or on Medium @ThePandaBard. You can also find her research on Academia.Edu at Cpp.Academia.Edu/MandaRiggle.
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